Porch Honky
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Post by Porch Honky on Sept 8, 2021 20:24:30 GMT -5
I thought this was about the producer, watched his Cribs last night. Why does he have 15 fucking bathrooms?
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Post by moetthepoet on Sept 9, 2021 3:50:54 GMT -5
 
These are me lads |
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Post by novogue on Sept 9, 2021 4:00:51 GMT -5
Why is it that mustard only hits if it comes in a weird little jar?  |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2021 4:04:02 GMT -5
I’m just gonna throw this out there: name a McDonald’s breakfast sandwich that comes with ketchup Even big corporations know it’s not good and they pedal straight trash as a business model I would just put ketchup on all those shits. Ketchup/hot sauce on breakfast foods is a must for me. |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2021 4:05:00 GMT -5
Not pancakes or waffles obv, but eggs and hashbrowns... c'mon now!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2021 4:06:43 GMT -5
Anyways mustard is cool. Like, I dont know shit about it and dont buy stuff that's fancy, but I use it just about every day. Glizzys and sammies.
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Post by neilmorrissey on Sept 9, 2021 5:03:04 GMT -5
 if you're not making it from powder just before you need it, you're doing it wrong. |
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Post by moetthepoet on Sept 9, 2021 5:10:31 GMT -5
Well said. The absolute state of that tin
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Post by hayley on Sept 9, 2021 7:00:00 GMT -5
I lived with 7 jazz musicians in Boston and the array of communal mustard in the fridge was 😍. Only the most pompous mustards.
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Post by hayley on Sept 9, 2021 7:01:51 GMT -5
My dad dips his steak in ketchup and I openly ridicule him for this every time he does it, but he is admittedly a G and doesn't give a fuck. Anyway issa garbage condiment for illiterates. Mustard forever. Ugh my neighbor as a kid put ketchup all over her rice and macaroni and cheese. No. |
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Post by 𝕄𝔼👁𝕎𝔽𝕌ℕℂ𝕋𝕀👁ℕ on Nov 8, 2021 3:19:20 GMT -5
i fucking hate mustard. i fuck with honey mustard which i feel like doesn't count, and chikfila sauce which is honey mustard based, but also doesn't count.
but for some reason i grabbed a packet at the food court chinese place (the reason is gary). tried it. it rocked.
i then grabbed a big ass handful and made a girl carry said handful in her purse even tho she hates mustard and was very concerned that they'd all explode.
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Post by 𝕄𝔼👁𝕎𝔽𝕌ℕℂ𝕋𝕀👁ℕ on Nov 8, 2021 3:20:33 GMT -5
I’ve been tossing it with popcorn recently. It SLAPS. good thread this sounds disgusting tho |
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Post by 𝕄𝔼👁𝕎𝔽𝕌ℕℂ𝕋𝕀👁ℕ on Nov 8, 2021 3:20:55 GMT -5
finna squeeze this chinese mustard on some rice and broccoli
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Post by SUN HIT FACE on Nov 8, 2021 4:15:21 GMT -5
Wholegrain or bust
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Post by snareplane on Nov 8, 2021 5:51:16 GMT -5
Ketchup can suck my balls
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Post by stephanie on Nov 8, 2021 10:49:31 GMT -5
mustard on the beat ho
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Post by Osama Vinladen Jiménez López on Nov 8, 2021 11:30:07 GMT -5
I’ve been tossing it with popcorn recently. It SLAPS. good thread this sounds disgusting tho For a small brain, sure. The world can be a scary and overwhelming place. Be careful! |
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Post by vomitponx on Nov 8, 2021 11:49:48 GMT -5
circling back through this thread and i gotta agree with chaospouch i do not use ketchup on anything i eat. dont even own a bottle
I like eating fries dusted with old bay, or bbq/mustard
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Post by Perm’d by God on Nov 8, 2021 23:37:24 GMT -5
I lived with 7 jazz musicians in Boston and the array of communal mustard in the fridge was 😍. Only the most pompous mustards. "jazz musicians" |
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Post by Perm’d by God on Nov 8, 2021 23:38:02 GMT -5
feel like I'm p basic with my mustard sitch. Gonna try n up my game.
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Post by 𝕄𝔼👁𝕎𝔽𝕌ℕℂ𝕋𝕀👁ℕ on Sept 7, 2022 3:53:17 GMT -5
i fucking hate mustard. i fuck with honey mustard which i feel like doesn't count, and chikfila sauce which is honey mustard based, but also doesn't count. but for some reason i grabbed a packet at the food court chinese place (the reason is gary). tried it. it rocked. i then grabbed a big ass handful and made a girl carry said handful in her purse even tho she hates mustard and was very concerned that they'd all explode. gotta get more of those panda mustard packets asap |
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Post by Bussy Drippens on Sept 7, 2022 4:09:43 GMT -5
you haven't mustarded until you've slathered bustwells muffle trustard on every fucking thing  texas prison museumThat label says "in collectible drinkware." Are people drinking mustard? This thread indicates yes. Unpopular apinion: I'll fuck with French's yellow fart squirts too. sadly braswells is no longer sold in collectible drinkware, just normal ass jars that are undoubtedly smaller. Thanks Joe Brandon |
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Post by Osama Vinladen Jiménez López on Sept 7, 2022 9:48:01 GMT -5
Good thread
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Post by Perm’d by God on Sept 7, 2022 10:18:15 GMT -5
I lived with 7 jazz musicians in Boston and the array of communal mustard in the fridge was 😍. Only the most pompous mustards. I don’t think we’re supposed to call them that anymore |
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Post by malaiseforever on Sept 7, 2022 15:03:05 GMT -5
That label says "in collectible drinkware." Are people drinking mustard? This thread indicates yes. Unpopular apinion: I'll fuck with French's yellow fart squirts too. sadly braswells is no longer sold in collectible drinkware, just normal ass jars that are undoubtedly smaller. Thanks Joe Brandon Booooooo, lame |
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Post by Osama Vinladen Jiménez López on May 6, 2023 10:49:50 GMT -5
I love mustard fr
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Post by Osama Vinladen Jiménez López on May 6, 2023 10:51:35 GMT -5
I lived with 7 jazz musicians in Boston and the array of communal mustard in the fridge was 😍. Only the most pompous mustards. Wow I missed this the first time around. Respect |
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Post by Perm’d by God on May 7, 2023 16:52:02 GMT -5
Board turned me on to Coleman’s. If you’re making burgers, spread some on the top after you put the burgers in the plan / on the grill
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Post by j (in a good way) on May 7, 2023 20:09:23 GMT -5
Saw this thread title and immediately thought "Mustard fuckin rocks" only to see it be the first three words in the thread haha
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Post by Tstigz on May 7, 2023 20:22:42 GMT -5
I’m going on the record: mustard rocks!!
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