SUN HIT FACE
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Post by SUN HIT FACE on Dec 21, 2021 16:21:37 GMT -5
“Old timer”
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concealer
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if nastyy were a gigantic pussy
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Post by concealer on Dec 21, 2021 16:25:18 GMT -5
Referring to a man after doing something very unathletic as the name of an elite athlete of the activity in which they were failing. Someone throws trash and misses a trash can, “nice shot, Lebron”.
Bonus points for gender switching. A guy is walking real slow and holding you up, “pick up the pace, Flo-Jo”
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ed
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commie mommie
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Post by ed on Dec 21, 2021 16:28:33 GMT -5
Mets fan
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anointed
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apartheid superfan
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Post by anointed on Dec 21, 2021 16:32:13 GMT -5
"oldhead" gotta sting too
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itii
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Post by itii on Dec 21, 2021 16:38:11 GMT -5
I will never trust a man that let's people call him scooter. |
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Sorley Boy
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tom bombadil gang
I'm in the killing fields everyday childish warlock
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Post by Sorley Boy on Dec 21, 2021 16:47:06 GMT -5
Laddie Buck
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pisswizard
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Count Dublin
Think or thwim.
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Post by pisswizard on Dec 21, 2021 16:57:35 GMT -5
Whatever you call them, make sure to escalate it by telling them to calm down.
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captainsunshine
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#1 Frasier Fan
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Post by captainsunshine on Dec 21, 2021 17:01:21 GMT -5
i was listening to a podcast where one of the hosts(who is a super jacked but very gentle dude) talked about how this guy at the gym was talking loudly on his phone with the speaker on (smmfh) and wouldnt turn the speaker off and finally the host was like "hey squirt, turn your fucking speaker off" which made me lol. squirt is definitely a quick way to make a man feel like a boy
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Mr. Dingle Foot
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Post by Mr. Dingle Foot on Dec 21, 2021 17:05:12 GMT -5
After 2016, I stopped talking to men and now I talk AT them, so they learn to listen.
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forestfires
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Post by forestfires on Dec 21, 2021 17:13:14 GMT -5
This is the one "boss" this is a very common one here in NYC as it's mostly used by pakistani people who run corner stores and/or gas stations. i know they probably don't mean to sound condescending but for some weird reason it always comes across as being such. Over here it’s a litmus test for whether or not an Indian takeout spot is worth eating at, they call you boss you’re golden |
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SUN HIT FACE
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Post by SUN HIT FACE on Dec 21, 2021 17:20:04 GMT -5
Thanks to Mr Inbetween I learned that “champ” is slang for cock sucker in prison
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neatneatneat
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Post by neatneatneat on Dec 21, 2021 17:25:12 GMT -5
Bitch
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adonis
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Post by adonis on Dec 21, 2021 17:37:24 GMT -5
Slick
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Post by Osama Vinladen Jiménez López🎅🎄 on Dec 21, 2021 17:38:56 GMT -5
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vague form
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Post by vague form on Dec 21, 2021 17:39:17 GMT -5
Address him with a fist to the bridge of the nose
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forestfires
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Post by forestfires on Dec 21, 2021 17:41:07 GMT -5
Repeated calling them by a similar sounding incorrect name
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PissPig
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Post by PissPig on Dec 21, 2021 18:15:21 GMT -5
Whenever a cashier or salesman calls me "Boss" I know i've been or am about to be scammed.
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Deleted
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Post by Deleted on Dec 21, 2021 18:34:23 GMT -5
Bubby
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Deleted
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Post by Deleted on Dec 21, 2021 18:34:33 GMT -5
Stupid bitch
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F.F Woodycooks
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Post by F.F Woodycooks on Dec 21, 2021 18:40:50 GMT -5
Im a big fan of “dipshit” although I guess that goes a little beyond condescending
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Deleted
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Post by Deleted on Dec 21, 2021 18:44:01 GMT -5
I go hey cutie patatootie and slap em on the cheek (butt)
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patdog
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human churro
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Post by patdog on Dec 21, 2021 18:52:35 GMT -5
Sometimes when people get really flustered with me I’ll refer to them by the opposite gender pronoun. “M’aam, m’aam… you’re making a scene. M’aam please get out of my personal space.” You get the idea. This does nothing as far as conflict resolution goes but it is hella condescending and very effective in pissing people off
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loaf
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Post by loaf on Dec 21, 2021 19:12:32 GMT -5
Baby
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Jacked Homeboy
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Post by Jacked Homeboy on Dec 21, 2021 19:36:27 GMT -5
Sugar Tits
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ehmvincent
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Post by ehmvincent on Dec 21, 2021 19:40:19 GMT -5
Tons of fun
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fuzzyslippers
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Post by fuzzyslippers on Dec 21, 2021 20:01:22 GMT -5
Oi cunt (hello)
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fuzzyslippers
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Post by fuzzyslippers on Dec 21, 2021 20:02:03 GMT -5
How do we, BiL, as a collective unit, feel about “brother” or “lad”
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Deleted
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Post by Deleted on Dec 21, 2021 20:17:53 GMT -5
I have a manager lady that always calls everyone "sport" and it legit feels like she's infantilizing people. Its fucking hilarious.
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itii
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Post by itii on Dec 21, 2021 20:18:33 GMT -5
How do we, BiL, as a collective unit, feel about “brother” or “lad” I don't trust dudes that call people brother |
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Post by lurkinhardorhardlylu on Dec 21, 2021 20:21:49 GMT -5
this is more gender neutral, but having your boss or manager address you as "superstar" incites feelings of murder and arson
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