forestpoetry
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Post by forestpoetry on Dec 21, 2021 22:44:42 GMT -5
"boss" this is a very common one here in NYC as it's mostly used by pakistani people who run corner stores and/or gas stations. i know they probably don't mean to sound condescending but for some weird reason it always comes across as being such. in india/pakistan/bangladesh the english word boss is very much a sign of respect. likewise my friend and bro (those ones are translated)
now that i'm old enough to get called sir my favorite that's super condescending without necessarily being disrespectful is "young man"
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Tstigz
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Post by Tstigz on Dec 21, 2021 22:48:03 GMT -5
I was in a grocery store in Missouri once and someone said to me βexcuse me, guyβ and I swear to god I almost swung on that nice man who meant no harm with his polarizing regional vocabulary
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hayley
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Post by hayley on Dec 21, 2021 23:21:25 GMT -5
There's a dude I work with who is a larger bodied man that walks around with his forearms up and wrists limp, another coworker calls him Rex Haha I wen't to a school with a rep for βpartyingβ and I ditched out on Thursday night and hung out at WPIβ¦ engineering and math βdweebsβ were way more my style. My friendβs roommate was on another level of brain and when his work was done heβd hole up and video game like a monster. As a result, whenever he stood up his deformed arms from a lifetime of this activity were most obvious. Kind of like a trex after a battle he lost who is high as fuck. Once we got him to leave the campus for the first time in 3y. What a mistake!
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hayley
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Post by hayley on Dec 21, 2021 23:25:21 GMT -5
How do we, BiL, as a collective unit, feel about βbrotherβ or βladβ I don't trust dudes that call people brother Joe addresses his father as βsonβ. Nooo.
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stephanie
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Post by stephanie on Dec 21, 2021 23:29:58 GMT -5
power move right there.
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Post by nocaveat on Dec 21, 2021 23:42:03 GMT -5
"boss" this is a very common one here in NYC as it's mostly used by pakistani people who run corner stores and/or gas stations. i know they probably don't mean to sound condescending but for some weird reason it always comes across as being such. Hey whatβs up βBauschβ?
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Post by Jon Joseph in a golf cart. on Dec 22, 2021 1:21:49 GMT -5
Repeated calling them by a similar sounding incorrect name This. Also repeatedly asking them what their name is, as if youβr incapable of remebering the name
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Sorley Boy
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Post by Sorley Boy on Dec 22, 2021 1:36:59 GMT -5
When someone is being angry about something I supposedly did wrong I like to wait until they finish a sentence, then act like I didn't hear and ask them to repeat themselves/totally mischaracterize what they said.
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crossbreaker
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Post by crossbreaker on Dec 22, 2021 2:02:35 GMT -5
When someone is being angry about something I supposedly did wrong I like to wait until they finish a sentence, then act like I didn't hear and ask them to repeat themselves/totally mischaracterize what they said. I like to do this and then when they start repeating themselves find a random task to complete like a side character in law and order. Ainβt nobody got time for all that.
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SUN HIT FACE
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Post by SUN HIT FACE on Dec 22, 2021 3:03:19 GMT -5
There was a period where calling people βblokeβ was pretty popular over here. Thankfully it died out fairly quickly.
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andrewwhatever69
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Post by andrewwhatever69 on Dec 22, 2021 4:26:19 GMT -5
Iβm short as fuck and get βbig manβ
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Post by andrewwhatever69 on Dec 22, 2021 4:26:44 GMT -5
βYoung manβ is my favorite
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RIP RIDE!!!
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Post by RIP RIDE!!! on Dec 22, 2021 5:00:46 GMT -5
bud
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Post by sarahohio on Dec 22, 2021 7:55:44 GMT -5
i call people bud all the time. my bad, bud.
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Post by leftbeef on Dec 22, 2021 8:24:24 GMT -5
Like 15 years ago I worked with this former Marine, who would react to me doing things by saying "Atta' girl." Y'know, super clever.
I would respond by saying "Oh, yeah, thanks coach."
I dunno if he really picked up on my inference that coaches are dumb jocks and that I thought he was a dumb asshole. He wasn't very smart.
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RIP RIDE!!!
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Post by RIP RIDE!!! on Dec 22, 2021 9:21:07 GMT -5
slugger and sport are dadspeak
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Post by johnny two cool on Dec 22, 2021 9:33:53 GMT -5
slugger sounds like a slur from a scifi movie
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Post by meatballmaniac on Dec 22, 2021 9:42:00 GMT -5
Brah and MMS calling each other βsparkyβ in the quarantine forum is great.
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Post by Top Rope Swanton on Dec 22, 2021 17:44:52 GMT -5
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Post by MMST3K on Dec 22, 2021 21:07:52 GMT -5
Brah and MMS calling each other βsparkyβ in the quarantine forum is great. Lol I forgot about that.
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Tstigz
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Post by Tstigz on May 9, 2023 22:11:55 GMT -5
Sugar tits!!
Edit: damn that was already said. Boner breath! Jesus, calm down there, boner breath!
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Post by jimmyspudboy on May 9, 2023 22:18:56 GMT -5
Baby boy
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Post by Deleted on May 9, 2023 22:22:45 GMT -5
"boss" this is a very common one here in NYC as it's mostly used by pakistani people who run corner stores and/or gas stations. i know they probably don't mean to sound condescending but for some weird reason it always comes across as being such. I hate this one so much. It's always some young little fuckboy type that says it, and it always feels condescending as fuck.
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Post by ππππππππππππ on May 9, 2023 22:28:21 GMT -5
i call people boss all the time and its never with a negative vibe
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Post by Deleted on May 9, 2023 22:31:49 GMT -5
i call people boss all the time and its never with a negative vibe I'm sure someone is taking it wrong and just not saying anything
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Post by anointed on May 9, 2023 22:33:40 GMT -5
sure thing boss
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Post by Magnum P.P. on May 9, 2023 22:33:42 GMT -5
really do not enjoy being called "boss". i barely even run my own life and im not Springsteen fuck off
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Post by Deleted on May 9, 2023 22:34:56 GMT -5
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Post by anointed on May 9, 2023 22:36:06 GMT -5
really do not enjoy being called "boss". i barely even run my own life and im not Springsteen fuck off i'm in your convenience store buying two cartons of ben and Jerome's that i will absolutely eat alone. how am i even remotely a boss?
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Post by Magnum P.P. on May 9, 2023 22:40:48 GMT -5
used to get it all the time when i worked at a liquor store. "hey boss can i get a thirty of keystone when ya get a sec?" like where in this scenario am i a boss youre pretty much straight up telling me what to do at my job. youre the boss now!
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