Ian McFly
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neo-pirate / DXM abuser
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Post by Ian McFly on Jul 15, 2021 19:34:59 GMT -5
- eating an entire pot brownie you were supposed to split with your co-worker - freaking out - trying to fix it by slamming shots and doing shitty blow - freaking out more - abandoning your co-worker to go hide in the basement in the dark looking like the creep from the hobbit - making me come down there on my night off to console you
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Post by Al gave some, some gave Al on Jul 15, 2021 20:04:01 GMT -5
I got a teacher fired for what he said to students on Facebook. Not that I wanted to but it was so bad legally I had to report it.
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borntodie
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Post by borntodie on Jul 15, 2021 20:10:01 GMT -5
pick up up your tampons and don't mark the floor/walls with period blood like an animal and they said fresco painting died with michelangelo
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bravecaptain
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Post by bravecaptain on Jul 15, 2021 20:27:47 GMT -5
What’s up with coworkers over sharing? Just cuz we are both dying under the same fluorescent lights it doesn’t mean we’re friends. I have a coworker who talks about getting kicked out of his parents house and how he wants to move back in to save money. He also told me that his cousin got shot this week and that he spent 300 on an all black suit for the funeral. I more or less manage this guy but we’re in the same position.
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Deleted
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Post by Deleted on Jul 15, 2021 20:29:34 GMT -5
Loudly proclaiming personal political views about how libtards suck and conservatives are awesome They’re half right
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Deleted
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Post by Deleted on Jul 15, 2021 20:31:27 GMT -5
Never saw it but this one guy used to openly spit in the trash bin at his desk. He got yeeted for losing two clients in two weeks. Just a really incompetent fella. He spit in the trash? What’s next, farting in the bathroom?
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Deleted
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Post by Deleted on Jul 15, 2021 20:33:35 GMT -5
I worked a stadium job that had a bunch of travelers. One dude was cutting out huge rails of oxy on our lunch break and subsequently snorting them. The safety guy walked past, witnessed this and was audibly like wtf?! You can't do that! The guy pulled out his prescription bottle and yelled "where's it say on here i can't snort these??" Dude shook his head in disbelief and walked away. I could write a book on this topic. This is about dumbasses, not revolutionaries
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meatballmaniac
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Post by meatballmaniac on Jul 15, 2021 20:33:57 GMT -5
I got a teacher fired for what he said to students on Facebook. Not that I wanted to but it was so bad legally I had to report it. What, is this part of an ongoing investigation or something? What did he say?
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Post by neighborhoodperro on Jul 15, 2021 20:38:40 GMT -5
Our sales guy was telling a customer about his previous drug problems. Dude got canned as soon as he hung up the phone Isn't it crazy when you can watch someone blow up their life in real-time? What gives someone the urge to do this Same guy kept bragging about making 100k+ to our top salesman and showing the receipts. Dude was something else
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Deleted
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Post by Deleted on Jul 15, 2021 20:39:51 GMT -5
The coworker I made a thread about a couple months ago that drinks hot Bang energy drinks (I think he’s chilled on that, not sure) has THE WORST BREATH. Pretty sure all of his teeth are rotting, it literally smells like poop
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Post by Al gave some, some gave Al on Jul 15, 2021 20:50:44 GMT -5
I got a teacher fired for what he said to students on Facebook. Not that I wanted to but it was so bad legally I had to report it. What, is this part of an ongoing investigation or something? What did he say? No idea what else was going on but someone showed me this and I had to pass it on. He retired not long after. Attachments:
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Deleted
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Post by Deleted on Jul 15, 2021 20:53:54 GMT -5
Hahahahahahaha
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Deleted
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Post by Deleted on Jul 15, 2021 20:55:30 GMT -5
*add to photos*
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Tstigz
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Hope everyone is doing well and having a nice day
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Post by Tstigz on Jul 15, 2021 21:05:20 GMT -5
Fuuuuck the student’s last comment 🤣
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Post by neighborhoodperro on Jul 15, 2021 21:14:58 GMT -5
Clocking in at 6am and drinking TWO four lokos at 9am during a 12hour shift
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hayley
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negligee minx
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Post by hayley on Jul 15, 2021 21:15:05 GMT -5
Never saw it but this one guy used to openly spit in the trash bin at his desk. He got yeeted for losing two clients in two weeks. Just a really incompetent fella. Totally read this as “openly SIT in the trash bin...” and thought that must be uncomfy. Haha I did too! I was fascinated… my mind was in a tailspin.
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Deleted
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Post by Deleted on Jul 15, 2021 21:22:49 GMT -5
Clocking in at 6am and drinking TWO four lokos at 9am during a 12hour shift Ok so he drinks the lokos. Then what
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ANIMAL UNIT
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Post by ANIMAL UNIT on Jul 15, 2021 21:25:32 GMT -5
pick up up your tampons and don't mark the floor/walls with period blood like an animal and they said fresco painting died with michelangelo Fuckin' caves of Altamira up in that shit. Edit: Most annoying coworker shit I can think of us is simply not showing up, which happens a lot where I work.
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Tstigz
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Hope everyone is doing well and having a nice day
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Post by Tstigz on Jul 15, 2021 21:41:11 GMT -5
Alcoholic coworker brought a beer to a grade school at 6 AM while we were janitors over the summer.
“Rick…are you holding a can of beer?”
“Oh shit! I thought this was a Gatorade! I’m going to go put it in my truck.”
*Is gone for 10 minutes*
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Post by neighborhoodperro on Jul 15, 2021 22:05:38 GMT -5
Clocking in at 6am and drinking TWO four lokos at 9am during a 12hour shift Ok so he drinks the lokos. Then what He took forever to bring shit over for the order pickers and tried to hide in the back as long as he could until he sobered up again
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wheelienelson
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Post by wheelienelson on Jul 15, 2021 22:15:58 GMT -5
Doesn’t have a car and I always have to give him a ride
Constantly wandering over and trying to get my attention, doesn’t matter what I’m doing and will just stay there standing extremely close to me until I acknowledge him
Will be at work all day and accomplish seemingly nothing.
Constantly taking naps. Like everywhere, all the time
Will occasionally scare the shit out of customers/vendors/etc by silently sneaking up behind them without saying anything
Poops in front of the neighboring business almost every day and just leaves it there
Lays on the ground/dirty shop floor/dirt and gets absolutely filthy despite having plenty of other cleaner options
Despite all this he’s the most popular dude at my work. People bring him gifts and drippini him in attention. He is also a dog
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Cholo Molester
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our very own Gideon Yago 🌚
off the duster
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Post by Cholo Molester on Jul 15, 2021 22:31:22 GMT -5
If you work at a convenience store and you don’t sneak some sips of malt liquor when you’re stocking the fridge during your shift then you are the dumbass coworker
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Deleted
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Post by Deleted on Jul 15, 2021 22:57:59 GMT -5
a fly landed on my shoulder and a coworker slapped it kind of hard
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Deleted
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Post by Deleted on Jul 15, 2021 22:59:04 GMT -5
a fly landed on my shoulder and a coworker slapped it kind of hard Oh to be a fly on the wall during your work hours 🙄
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Deleted
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Post by Deleted on Jul 15, 2021 23:01:06 GMT -5
🙄🙄🙄🙄
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The Juggalo of Romance
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watching my homemade wines age
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Post by The Juggalo of Romance on Jul 15, 2021 23:25:24 GMT -5
Used to work with a dude who microwaved fish in the break room and had debt collectors calling daily
Lady I used to work with but rarely talked to showed me this video she recorded on her phone while her lawyer was trying to serve her husband divorce papers but her husband was sitting in his car and wouldn’t roll down the window. I have no idea why she showed me this
Worked at a bed delivery place. One delivery team (driver and helper) used to pick up a 12er of Coronas after their last delivery of the day and chug on the way back to the warehouse
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powerhazard
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Post by powerhazard on Jul 15, 2021 23:44:10 GMT -5
Doesn’t have a car and I always have to give him a ride Constantly wandering over and trying to get my attention, doesn’t matter what I’m doing and will just stay there standing extremely close to me until I acknowledge him Will be at work all day and accomplish seemingly nothing. Constantly taking naps. Like everywhere, all the time Will occasionally scare the shit out of customers/vendors/etc by silently sneaking up behind them without saying anything Poops in front of the neighboring business almost every day and just leaves it there Lays on the ground/dirty shop floor/dirt and gets absolutely filthy despite having plenty of other cleaner options Despite all this he’s the most popular dude at my work. People bring him gifts and drippini him in attention. He is also a dog You got me. And then I realized how similar one of my coworkers is to a dog
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fawn
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Post by fawn on Jul 16, 2021 8:14:12 GMT -5
I trained the newbies because I work on a small specialized team for a very large bank and the training dept doesn’t really know what we do. The last person I trained had a breakdown on her first call and started screaming “fuck you Dawn”. Uhhhhh. I stopped training at that point. Had trained a dozen prior. I told my boss I don’t get paid to deal with crazy. Crazy likes to passive aggressively send IMs to me, my coworkers, or the team chat in Slack. Then deletes it when no one responds within 3 minutes. Found out yesterday that I got a new job. Two more weeks of this bitch’s crazy fuckery then I’m out. Never met a more vile, miserable person. I’m pretty sure my boss is building a case to get her fired. Corporate life sometimes makes it difficult. But we shall see.
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foggy
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Post by foggy on Jul 16, 2021 10:43:20 GMT -5
The amount of times a person called out for bereavement this year is absurd, especially with COVID. It got so bad that we had to start asking for the deceased' name, their relation to them (no in-laws outside of immediate family) funeral details, etc. because people were taking off 2-3 days because their wife's cousin died, like c'mon.
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foggy
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Post by foggy on Jul 16, 2021 10:45:01 GMT -5
Used to work with a dude who microwaved fish in the break room Grounds for immediate termination.
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