ANIMAL UNIT
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Post by ANIMAL UNIT on Jul 17, 2021 21:25:49 GMT -5
I should point out that I've never done anything remotely like the double-dump with teabag. And my sister was on an investigatory committee in her old state office for two years to find out who was taking a daily dump on the office floor, and she reported that it was tiresome almost immediately. (Plus, it turned out the head of the committee did all the poops.)
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Cholo Molester
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Post by Cholo Molester on Jul 17, 2021 21:30:35 GMT -5
but fr I think I just realize that Lala literally the goat. He posts funny memes, he posts gay (in a good way) dicks that are usually pretty big n who doesn’t like big Dicks? And I turned off my BBC notifications back in 2018 but I still have his notifications on.
Hit that mf like button if you think Lala the goat
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queserasera
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Post by queserasera on Jul 17, 2021 21:34:56 GMT -5
In this upscale office building I was working at all the bathrooms were singles. Some asshole was taking nugget size pieces of poop and sticking it in the sink almost daily. It got so bad we had to have sign in/out sheets and someone posted up to monitor who wen't in an out and later on a nest camera in the hallway. Who does this at a fucking law office.
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ANIMAL UNIT
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Post by ANIMAL UNIT on Jul 17, 2021 21:37:37 GMT -5
In this upscale office building I was working at all the bathrooms were singles. Some asshole was taking nugget size pieces of poop and sticking it in the sink almost daily. It got so bad we had to have sign in/out sheets and someone posted up to monitor who wen't in an out and later on a nest camera in the hallway. Who does this at a fucking law office. What kind of civil servant shits on their own office floor each and every night? Shit crimes are truly senseless.
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accidentalcharm
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Post by accidentalcharm on Jul 17, 2021 21:45:19 GMT -5
I should point out that I've never done anything remotely like the double-dump with teabag. And my sister was on an investigatory committee in her old state office for two years to find out who was taking a daily dump on the office floor, and she reported that it was tiresome almost immediately. (Plus, it turned out the head of the committee did all the poops.)
Still laughing at this
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accidentalcharm
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Post by accidentalcharm on Jul 17, 2021 22:25:18 GMT -5
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Post by Panera Lemonade Specialist on Jul 17, 2021 22:31:23 GMT -5
This guy that works in my sector took the day off when Rush Limbaugh died and talks about China nonstop. I make sure to talk about how I can't wait to use my vacation on a trip to China when hes around. He gets so mad.
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pisswizard
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Post by pisswizard on Jul 17, 2021 22:42:55 GMT -5
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SUN HIT FACE
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Post by SUN HIT FACE on Jul 18, 2021 15:19:35 GMT -5
but fr I think I just realize that Lala literally the goat. He posts funny memes, he posts gay (in a good way) (in a good way) dicks that are usually pretty big n who doesn’t like big Dicks? And I turned off my BBC notifications back in 2018 but I still have his notifications on. Hit that mf like button if you think Lala the goat
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The Juggalo of Romance
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Post by The Juggalo of Romance on Jul 18, 2021 17:48:35 GMT -5
In this upscale office building I was working at all the bathrooms were singles. Some asshole was taking nugget size pieces of poop and sticking it in the sink almost daily. It got so bad we had to have sign in/out sheets and someone posted up to monitor who wen't in an out and later on a nest camera in the hallway. Who does this at a fucking law office. I worked at a law firm for a couple of months and I wish I’d been a poopoo bandit there
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Post by Deleted on Jul 18, 2021 19:03:31 GMT -5
This guy that works in my sector took the day off when Rush Limbaugh died and talks about China nonstop. I make sure to talk about how I can't wait to use my vacation on a trip to China when hes around. He gets so mad. board really is life
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Post by Deleted on Jul 19, 2021 15:26:17 GMT -5
Yesterday I had a real dark night of the soul feeling bad about being judgemental of my coworker but next minute he’s doing things that remind me why I hate him
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BadScene
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Post by BadScene on Jul 19, 2021 15:52:49 GMT -5
All this poo stuff is real sociopath type behavior... wtf. It's like one step away from truly violent crime -- what the fuck is wrong with people?
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face of a pervert
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Post by face of a pervert on Jul 19, 2021 15:59:45 GMT -5
Poop is hella funny
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BadScene
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Post by BadScene on Jul 19, 2021 16:02:20 GMT -5
It do be funny.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 19, 2021 18:41:26 GMT -5
Yesterday I had a real dark night of the soul feeling bad about being judgemental of my coworker but next minute he’s doing things that remind me why I hate him This. My manager who is also a dumb ass is gonna fire hot bang energy drink guy, and I feel bad and think he’s just been not trained well by her on manual printing, but then he’s doing absurd things today . Fuck it
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menophiliahn
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Post by menophiliahn on Jul 19, 2021 19:33:38 GMT -5
reading this thread, working from home for the last 16 months and knowing that I'll probably be back in the office by mid September is just giving me a overall sense of dread
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meatballmaniac
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Post by meatballmaniac on Jul 19, 2021 19:55:42 GMT -5
I was working the line at the Fritos factory, and—get this—the dumbass next to me DIES. So the manager has us drag him off, and they put another guy in. Lol.
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Tstigz
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Post by Tstigz on Jul 19, 2021 20:00:04 GMT -5
lol lots of lays
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Pat
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Post by Pat on Jul 19, 2021 20:04:15 GMT -5
All this poo stuff is real sociopath type behavior... wtf. It's like one step away from truly violent crime -- what the fuck is wrong with people? Armed with a turd.
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andrewwhatever69
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Post by andrewwhatever69 on Jul 19, 2021 22:10:54 GMT -5
A dude at work said that getting kicked in the balls is worse than giving child birth. Like it was a scientific fact and he would die on that hill. He ended up pushing me over how bad we were joking on him. It was so weird.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 19, 2021 22:14:01 GMT -5
A dude at work said that getting kicked in the balls is worse than giving child birth. Like it was a scientific fact and he would die on that hill. He ended up pushing me over how bad we were joking on him. It was so weird. Hahahaha wtf
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Post by Deleted on Jul 19, 2021 22:16:50 GMT -5
Dude has some serious trauma from a nut shot when he was a kid
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Post by Deleted on Jul 19, 2021 22:19:23 GMT -5
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The Juggalo of Romance
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Post by The Juggalo of Romance on Jul 19, 2021 22:34:35 GMT -5
Actually I am going to be a poopoo bandit when I have to go back to the office in September
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BIL Security Team Alpha
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Post by BIL Security Team Alpha on Jul 19, 2021 23:05:15 GMT -5
A dude at work said that getting kicked in the balls is worse than giving child birth. Like it was a scientific fact and he would die on that hill. He ended up pushing me over how bad we were joking on him. It was so weird. As someone who’s experienced both, I can confirm that giving birth does indeed hurt a more than being kicked in the balls.
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landoftalk
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Post by landoftalk on Jul 19, 2021 23:15:51 GMT -5
Once I watched a video where they gave men regular period cramps and they were all like screaming lol
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Ian McFly
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Post by Ian McFly on Jul 19, 2021 23:28:05 GMT -5
It's obviously not even close, but there is the old joke that if men had periods they would just be pissing their names in blood all over town
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bravecaptain
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Post by bravecaptain on Jul 20, 2021 8:36:22 GMT -5
Hit my breaking point and narc’d on my coworker for being incompetent. I hate doing that shit.
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Post by Al gave some, some gave Al on Sept 3, 2021 14:46:00 GMT -5
Lol earlier today we had this in person small group session during our mostly virtual professional day and these two boomers started complaining about shit but by the end this other teacher was sobbing and yelling at everyone until her friend dragged her out of the room.
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