bravecaptain
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Post by bravecaptain on Jul 15, 2021 13:05:10 GMT -5
- Having phone calls, in an open office with their credit card company’s customer service, while on speaker phone.
- Complaining about the government giving out too many stimulus checks.
- Complaining about media bias while having “Stephen Crowder owns feminist with LOGIC and REASON” open on YouTube.
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Pat
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Post by Pat on Jul 15, 2021 13:08:05 GMT -5
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savedbythehorn
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Post by savedbythehorn on Jul 15, 2021 14:40:49 GMT -5
Loudly proclaiming personal political views about how libtards suck and conservatives are awesome
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Chris
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Post by Chris on Jul 15, 2021 14:44:08 GMT -5
talking politics at work is pretty much always a bad idea, no matter what way you lean
if i have to sit in your general vicinity for more hours per week than i spend with my wife, i'd rather have a few reasons as possible to dislike you
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F.F Woodycooks
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Post by F.F Woodycooks on Jul 15, 2021 14:56:37 GMT -5
I had a coworker who used to try to sell people on trump during the 2016 election and it always blew my mind how little he was able to read the room. for context, it's a liberal ass publishing company in the middle of nyc. his approach was more "let's give an outsider a chance" rather than straight up maga shit so it never devolved into full blown arguments, just these uncomfortable moments where everybody just shrugged and said shit like "I dunno, man" until he finally shut up and wen't back to his desk.
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Post by twocripplesdancing on Jul 15, 2021 15:02:11 GMT -5
Never saw it but this one guy used to openly spit in the trash bin at his desk.
He got yeeted for losing two clients in two weeks. Just a really incompetent fella.
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concealer
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Post by concealer on Jul 15, 2021 15:04:48 GMT -5
Trying to open the bathroom door before knocking, even though it is ajar 99% of the time it’s unoccupied, therefore if it’s closed there is almost certainly someone in there. The door lock has saved me from being walked in on maybe 200+ times in the past 3.5 years.
This also goes for knocking AS you try to open the door. You knock, pause, wait for a response, then crack the door, pause, wait for any last second response, and then fully open.
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amplifiedohms
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Post by amplifiedohms on Jul 15, 2021 15:07:14 GMT -5
I worked a stadium job that had a bunch of travelers. One dude was cutting out huge rails of oxy on our lunch break and subsequently snorting them. The safety guy walked past, witnessed this and was audibly like wtf?! You can't do that! The guy pulled out his prescription bottle and yelled "where's it say on here i can't snort these??" Dude shook his head in disbelief and walked away. I could write a book on this topic.
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foggy
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Post by foggy on Jul 15, 2021 15:08:07 GMT -5
- Having phone calls, in an open office with their credit card company’s customer service, while on speaker phone. - Complaining about the government giving out too many stimulus checks. - Complaining about media bias while having “Stephen Crowder owns feminist with LOGIC and REASON” open on YouTube. - Having phone calls, in an open office with a contractor working on their house, letting the obscenities' fly. - Complaining about wearing a mask, when they are the only person on site who has not been vaccinated, and that's company policy. - Believed that they shouldn't have been written up for calling out too many times "because we're in a pandemic"; said person also isn't vaccinated nor follows any protocols adequately. |
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bravecaptain
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Post by bravecaptain on Jul 15, 2021 15:19:09 GMT -5
I worked a stadium job that had a bunch of travelers. One dude was cutting out huge rails of oxy on our lunch break and subsequently snorting them. The safety guy walked past, witnessed this and was audibly like wtf?! You can't do that! The guy pulled out his prescription bottle and yelled "where's it say on here i can't snort these??" Dude shook his head in disbelief and walked away. I could write a book on this topic. Things that are legit |
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borntodie
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Post by borntodie on Jul 15, 2021 15:22:32 GMT -5
Never saw it but this one guy used to openly spit in the trash bin at his desk. my coworker(s) would constantly spit their little dip pouches into the small shared trash cans at the height of covid and it drove me nuts |
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accidentalcharm
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Post by accidentalcharm on Jul 15, 2021 15:29:23 GMT -5
This is more for the “things that annoy you that really shouldn’t” thread, but I hate when people send an instant message and just say “Hi ______. How are you?” and wait for a response, like they care, before asking a question.
I know they’re trying to be polite, but I don’t have time for it.
Unless we’re friends, just get to the point and ask me your question! When I have a question I just send “Hey ____. Question. Whenever you have a minute.” and include my question in my message. If I like them or feel like being nice I usually throw in a little chitchat after they answer or at least a “hope you’re having a good day.”
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Percussionist Foster Grant
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Post by Percussionist Foster Grant on Jul 15, 2021 15:31:38 GMT -5
My coworkers are fairly chill and I haven't seen any of them in 15+ months. Shit rules.
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accidentalcharm
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Post by accidentalcharm on Jul 15, 2021 15:32:41 GMT -5
Never saw it but this one guy used to openly spit in the trash bin at his desk. He got yeeted for losing two clients in two weeks. Just a really incompetent fella. Totally read this as “openly SIT in the trash bin...” and thought that must be uncomfy. |
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bravecaptain
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Post by bravecaptain on Jul 15, 2021 15:35:01 GMT -5
Never saw it but this one guy used to openly spit in the trash bin at his desk. He got yeeted for losing two clients in two weeks. Just a really incompetent fella. Totally read this as “openly SHIT in the trash bin...” and thought that must be cool as hell. |
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nastyy
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Post by nastyy on Jul 15, 2021 15:39:34 GMT -5
Going to a team Happy Hour today for the first time since pre-pandy. On a call today, a new chick on the team was hella stoked to mention that "she's still remote and working in Orange County, because she cannot go back into the office since she won't be getting vaccinated." (company policy) She is going to be attending the team happy hour anyway. People are the worst (Orange County sucks) |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 15, 2021 15:41:08 GMT -5
sighing very loudly fishing for a "what's wrong?" from anyone in earshot
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malaiseforever
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Post by malaiseforever on Jul 15, 2021 15:50:45 GMT -5
-Hocking MLM crap. Fuck you and your essential oils.
-Divulging deeply personal info to acquaintances.
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Post by neighborhoodperro on Jul 15, 2021 15:51:35 GMT -5
Our sales guy was telling a customer about his previous drug problems. Dude got canned as soon as he hung up the phone
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zaph
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Post by zaph on Jul 15, 2021 15:52:52 GMT -5
Ex-coworker -
-Fell in a ditch walking her dog and broke her foot.
-Thought an Indian pharmacist flew in from India everyday to work.
-Didn't come in one day, so my manager called her to see what's up, she replies "Oh I forgot I work today", she worked a normal 5 day week.
-Loudly referred to a black patient as "the chocolate man."
-Got fired for prescribing medications for a friend without going through a GP, didn't understand why that might be a little wrong.
I hated that hard-rocker
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malaiseforever
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Post by malaiseforever on Jul 15, 2021 15:55:03 GMT -5
Our sales guy was telling a customer about his previous drug problems. Dude got canned as soon as he hung up the phone Isn't it crazy when you can watch someone blow up their life in real-time? What gives someone the urge to do this |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 15, 2021 16:10:45 GMT -5
Not handing out communist party pamphlets under the manager's noses. Could you imagine!
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squid
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Post by squid on Jul 15, 2021 16:19:19 GMT -5
leaving a giant turd stuck to the toilet bowl plus poop smears all over seat/sides of toilet
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concealer
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Post by concealer on Jul 15, 2021 16:39:44 GMT -5
Ex-coworker - -Thought an Indian pharmacist flew in from India everyday to work. Lol |
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deathgoldblum
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Post by deathgoldblum on Jul 15, 2021 16:41:22 GMT -5
I know this is kinda childish but when I worked in a stock room/receiving area we would always joke about saying inappropriate things over the intercom, really just stupid shit to pass the eight hours. One year we got this seasonal hire who wanted to impress us so he actually wen't to do it, but he didnt know how to work the phones so instead the door the sales floor and shouted something about "steaming throbbing penis" to all customers. Never saw him again after that day.
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Cholo Molester
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Post by Cholo Molester on Jul 15, 2021 16:44:21 GMT -5
What’s up with coworkers over sharing? Just cuz we are both dying under the same fluorescent lights it doesn’t mean we’re friends.
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jaredfromsubway
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Post by jaredfromsubway on Jul 15, 2021 16:52:15 GMT -5
Driving into the parking lot and revving your car as loud as humanly possible. This dude also tends to fuck up something with his car every couple of weeks.
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Classic lala
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Post by Classic lala on Jul 15, 2021 17:27:10 GMT -5
At six flags i worked with this kid who smelled like a wet dog. Not after a sunny day of work like in the morning, gross.
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unsalty nut
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Post by unsalty nut on Jul 15, 2021 18:04:38 GMT -5
Asking me out when you fugly and my boss
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nbalive2005
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Post by nbalive2005 on Jul 15, 2021 19:19:02 GMT -5
pick up up your tampons and don't mark the floor/walls with period blood like an animal
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