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Post by Deleted on May 6, 2020 13:03:19 GMT -5
Vice sucks
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Post by Percussionist Foster Grant on May 6, 2020 13:14:18 GMT -5
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Post by Frederik on May 6, 2020 13:15:59 GMT -5
The best content on Vice is the muchacho who visits businesses rated 1 star on Yelp.
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Post by DAYMAN on May 6, 2020 13:19:55 GMT -5
The best content on Vice is the muchacho who visits businesses rated 1 star on Yelp. Luckily those segments are on YouTube. |
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Post by chaospouch on May 6, 2020 13:33:52 GMT -5
What if Biden came out at the debates and was like "Yeah, I raped that lady. My son Hunter is corrupt. I do live in a trailer with mom. My friend Barack is an Uncle Tom." I know laughing is forbidden itt, but I lol’d |
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Post by itii on May 6, 2020 13:46:50 GMT -5
The way most neolibs see it I'm guessing is that Trump is like a gaping wound that is bleeding the country out. That same body is riddled with cancer and other ailments, but the first priority is just to stop the bleeding. We can't even begin to address the other problems until Trump is gone. A second Trump presidency without the concern of reelection looming would be absolutely disastrous for women and people of color, and it's not worth the possibility that democrats "learn their lesson" or whatever infantile bullshit you think will happen if Biden doesn't win. At this point, either Biden is forced to drop out, in which case, the ensuing disaster all but assures Trump's second term, or Biden is the nominee and we are faced with the impossibly awful choice of continuing with a presumptive rapist as our president, or voting for a different rapist who might pick a good replacement for RBG. Either way, a rapist is our president. America the Beautiful. I think that's Trump's ultimate appeal to voters, though. He's basically been saying yeah I'm a bad guy but I don't hide it like all of these other people in Washington do. And to all of the anti-govt people, I can get why it's appealing. Trump thinks and says he's the good guy because "he's not like them." Whichever them it is this week. Trump is never the bad guy because the bad guys want to take your stuff and make your life harder. They're the bad guys. He just wants to cut taxes make good trade deals and keep your jetski tank full. That's what every infallible-hero-of-their-own-life-story, introspectionless, doesn't-know-how-taxes-and-tariffs-work rube wants to hear. And because his main shtick is clowning on people and institutions people don't understand or already distrust, he gets to constantly play the "who ya gunna believe" card. Now that people have been empowered to say wild shit in the streets, they can't really stop siding with him because that'd make them look like bad guys too. That's the rub in all this, red hats believe they're honest and good people. |
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Post by Deleted on May 6, 2020 13:54:21 GMT -5
What if Biden came out at the debates and was like "Yeah, I raped that lady. My son Hunter is corrupt. I do live in a trailer with mom. My friend Barack is an Uncle Tom." I know laughing is forbidden itt, but I lol’d fuck you for laughing Gotcha |
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Post by Percussionist Foster Grant on May 6, 2020 14:01:32 GMT -5
Last week my dad said a) Trump was intelligent b) that his businesses hadn't failed ("liberal propaganda") and c) that he doesn't understand why Obama was considered such a great orator because he "could hardly speak without saying "uh..." every couple of words." I was pretty much speechless and could only respond with, "absolutely nobody in the world has said any of that without saying they're joking afterwards."
Yesterday, after mentioning it to my mom, she tried to reinforce what my dad said by saying Obama speaking would put her to sleep because he halts and thinks so much before saying things... as if being deliberate and tactful about the point you're trying to express should be considered contemptible behavior now.
Sorry about having a president presenting a bunch of boring "relevant facts" and "decorum" instead of calling journalists failures to their face and telling people how beautiful and tremendous things are every 35 seconds.
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Post by Pat on May 6, 2020 14:05:03 GMT -5
People really should stop talking to their parents. It should be a natural thing.
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Post by bonerinsweatpants on May 6, 2020 14:06:39 GMT -5
you should respond to your idiot parents and say that only hard r's have to incorporate adjectives in their speaking to make themselves sound special and even then he sounds like a complete idiot bc half the time he doesnt even finish a sentence without starting a new one
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Post by itii on May 6, 2020 14:12:02 GMT -5
Are your rents disappointed in you for working in elitist college and university system? That's gotta be weird.
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Post by lobsterdog on May 6, 2020 14:12:44 GMT -5
Last week my dad said a) Trump was intelligent b) that his businesses hadn't failed ("liberal propaganda") and c) that he doesn't understand why Obama was considered such a great orator because he "could hardly speak without saying "uh..." every couple of words." I was pretty much speechless and could only respond with, "absolutely nobody in the world has said any of that without saying they're joking afterwards." Yesterday, after mentioning it to my mom, she tried to reinforce what my dad said by saying Obama speaking would put her to sleep because he halts and thinks so much before saying things... as if being deliberate and tactful about the point you're trying to express should be considered contemptible behavior now. Sorry about having a president presenting a bunch of boring "relevant facts" and "decorum" instead of calling journalists failures to their face and telling people how beautiful and tremendous things are every 35 seconds. Next time you're at the house, parental block Fox news and Fox business |
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Post by bonerinsweatpants on May 6, 2020 14:14:54 GMT -5
Last week my dad said a) Trump was intelligent b) that his businesses hadn't failed ("liberal propaganda") and c) that he doesn't understand why Obama was considered such a great orator because he "could hardly speak without saying "uh..." every couple of words." I was pretty much speechless and could only respond with, "absolutely nobody in the world has said any of that without saying they're joking afterwards." Yesterday, after mentioning it to my mom, she tried to reinforce what my dad said by saying Obama speaking would put her to sleep because he halts and thinks so much before saying things... as if being deliberate and tactful about the point you're trying to express should be considered contemptible behavior now. Sorry about having a president presenting a bunch of boring "relevant facts" and "decorum" instead of calling journalists failures to their face and telling people how beautiful and tremendous things are every 35 seconds. Next time you're at the house, parental block Fox news and Fox business and change the wifi password without their knowledge |
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Post by Percussionist Foster Grant on May 6, 2020 14:17:38 GMT -5
Are your rents disappointed in you for working in elitist college and university system? That's gotta be weird. My mom has definitely tried to pull the "well, you work on a college campus, so..." card in the past. As if being able to discern "right" from "wrong" and taking an interest in what sort of world my nieces/nephew inherit are exclusively liberal phenomena. |
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Post by bonerinsweatpants on May 6, 2020 14:20:00 GMT -5
what do your folks do for work lorm? plz tell me they are on social security bc the irony would be delish
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Post by DAYMAN on May 6, 2020 14:24:38 GMT -5
Last week my dad said a) Trump was intelligent b) that his businesses hadn't failed ("liberal propaganda") and c) that he doesn't understand why Obama was considered such a great orator because he "could hardly speak without saying "uh..." every couple of words." I was pretty much speechless and could only respond with, "absolutely nobody in the world has said any of that without saying they're joking afterwards." Yesterday, after mentioning it to my mom, she tried to reinforce what my dad said by saying Obama speaking would put her to sleep because he halts and thinks so much before saying things... as if being deliberate and tactful about the point you're trying to express should be considered contemptible behavior now. Sorry about having a president presenting a bunch of boring "relevant facts" and "decorum" instead of calling journalists failures to their face and telling people how beautiful and tremendous things are every 35 seconds. Next time you talk to them just play Fuck Fox News |
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Post by itii on May 6, 2020 14:28:56 GMT -5
Are your rents disappointed in you for working in elitist college and university system? That's gotta be weird. My mom has definitely tried to pull the "well, you work on a college campus, so..." card in the past. As if being able to discern "right" from "wrong" and taking an interest in what sort of world my nieces/nephew inherit are exclusively liberal phenomena. Between sacrificing olds and at-risks to the economy and torching the earth, I'm kinda starting to think that it is. |
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Post by Pat on May 6, 2020 14:29:02 GMT -5
Next time you talk to them just play Fuck Fox News
this has a mid-2000's Jello Biafra feel to it.
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Post by Percussionist Foster Grant on May 6, 2020 14:30:12 GMT -5
what do your folks do for work lorm? plz tell me they are on social security bc the irony would be delish My dad is a "retired" elementary school teacher... "retired" in the sense that he couldn't control his reliance on pain meds and couldn't quit cheating on my mom with the mom's of his students. He moved to Reno when I was in high school and worked in the counting cages at the Pepper Mill, so I didn't see him for a few years. He moved back in with my mom (lol no clue why my mom is such a pushover) when I was like... 19-20, was unemployed briefly and then began working at a printing place, doing blueprints and large scale print jobs. He has since bought the original owner out and now owns that business outright. My mom has worked in daycare for nearly 30 years. She's never once sought better opportunities, education or attempted to play a larger role in the field of early childhood development. They are both the epitome of wen't nowhere and experienced nothing while still acting like they're worldly and knowledgeable on shit. |
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Post by roofies on May 6, 2020 14:33:02 GMT -5
My dad voted for Trump, and is always ranting about how Trump is protecting us from terrorism, and like insane Fox News shit. I knew something was off, because what he was saying was so stupid. So the other day my mom tells me he got diagnosed with Alzheimers, and has had it for a couple years. It sucks, and I feel for him, but now his political views make much more sense.
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Post by itii on May 6, 2020 14:36:36 GMT -5
My dad voted for Trump, and is always ranting about how Trump is protecting us from terrorism, and like insane Fox News shit. I knew something was off, because what he was saying was so stupid. So the other day my mom tells me he got diagnosed with Alzheimers, and has had it for a couple years. It sucks, and I feel for him, but now his political views make much more sense. That's rough, man. |
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Post by Deleted on May 6, 2020 16:21:53 GMT -5
My dad is a Fox News obsessed Trump supporter who texted me a lot at the beginning of all of this that the virus is overblown, he doesn’t wear a mask and he goes golfing almost every day. He lives off of social security. I stopped responding so he doesn’t text as much anymore. I wouldn’t talk to most of my family if they weren’t my family.
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Post by theywalkedinline on May 6, 2020 16:24:25 GMT -5
I wouldn’t talk to most of my family if they weren’t my family. Same. |
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Post by chaospouch on May 6, 2020 16:26:09 GMT -5
Are your rents disappointed in you for working in elitist college and university system? That's gotta be weird. My mom has definitely tried to pull the "well, you work on a college campus, so..." card in the past. As if being able to discern "right" from "wrong" and taking an interest in what sort of world my nieces/nephew inherit are exclusively liberal phenomena. lol my mom and I were arguing last election cycle and she told me I'd understand politics a little more when I was older. I was 35 last election |
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Post by Deleted on May 6, 2020 16:27:16 GMT -5
politics sucks, it's all about dat political economy baby
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Post by itii on May 6, 2020 16:31:53 GMT -5
My mom has definitely tried to pull the "well, you work on a college campus, so..." card in the past. As if being able to discern "right" from "wrong" and taking an interest in what sort of world my nieces/nephew inherit are exclusively liberal phenomena. lol my mom and I were arguing last election cycle and she told me I'd understand politics a little more when I was older. I was 35 last election lol power move. |
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Post by Sorley Boy on May 6, 2020 16:50:06 GMT -5
As far as I can tell the key to finally understanding politics/the world and going conservative is getting "rich" or age-related cognitive decline. Ideally both.
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Post by refill on May 6, 2020 16:51:25 GMT -5
LEEROYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENKINNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Also, the one dude that got captured kinda looks like affluenza juvenile.
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