throwdemgunz
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Post by throwdemgunz on Apr 26, 2024 9:27:54 GMT -5
We pulled the trigger on a pretty pricy stroller and tbh Ive never regretted it. We could clip the car seat and basinet directly into it. Weve traveled extensively with it, which is a huge help in getting through the airport because you can toss a bag in the bottom section and then just gate check it for no extra fee.
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throwdemgunz
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Post by throwdemgunz on Apr 26, 2024 9:30:58 GMT -5
I put my daughter (almost 3) in her carseat this morning and she smiled so big at me and goes, “do you like your fancy new sweatshirt daddy?” A) Yes I do B) I didn’t think it was possible to love anything or one as much as I love this fucking kid. I feel you on these little moments really hitting you hard. My daughter is 2 and usually when I put her down ill sing to her for a minute or two and she'll occasionally lift her head up, grab my face with two hands and give me a kiss on the lips before snuggling back in. Makes my hurt heart with how much it means to me.
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oogracie👻
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Post by oogracie👻 on Apr 27, 2024 19:26:39 GMT -5
We just wen't out to dinner and were playing eye spy w the kids and as the server was cleaning the table my 4yo said “I spy w my little eye, something that is brown!”, (and I could see exactly where she was looking…) and then “…it’s his face!”
… jesus christ. What to do in that situation? Is it fine?…
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Tstigz
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Post by Tstigz on Apr 27, 2024 19:47:53 GMT -5
Eh I think that’s fine. Some people have brown skin. My son pointed at an elderly black man once and said baboon when he was like 2. I was mortified but the man was far away and didn’t hear. A few days later he pointed to an elderly white man and said baboon and I was so relieved haha and this time the man heard and laughed. I later saw an anthropomorphic baboon wearing clothing in his favorite animal book so I’m sure that’s where it came from.
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ehmvincent
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Post by ehmvincent on Apr 27, 2024 19:56:07 GMT -5
My kid is saying fuck much more than he should, I need to watch my potty mouth.
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oogracie👻
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Post by oogracie👻 on Apr 27, 2024 20:10:54 GMT -5
Oh yeah also the first thing out of her mouth this morning was.
“Mommy, i love you. I love you is a nice word…. But SLAP MY BUTT FUCK AND FUCKIN’ are bad words you shouldn’t say”
Lofl
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Sorley Boy
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Post by Sorley Boy on Apr 27, 2024 20:29:41 GMT -5
We just wen't out to dinner and were playing eye spy w the kids and as the server was cleaning the table my 4yo said “I spy w my little eye, something that is brown!”, (and I could see exactly where she was looking…) and then “…it’s his face!” … jesus christ. What to do in that situation? Is it fine?… When he was 3-4 my youngest brother used to laugh hysterically every time he saw a black person. I think most people understand you need to give kids a lot of slack and not take offense?
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concealer
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Post by concealer on Apr 27, 2024 21:16:11 GMT -5
My kid is saying fuck much more than he should, I need to watch my potty mouth. Attn BIL Security Team Alpha please know that you are being watched
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Cucker Tarlson
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Post by Cucker Tarlson on Apr 27, 2024 21:42:52 GMT -5
I was doing great about using obscenities around my child.
I've been slipping up lately.
Gonna have to reel it in.
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meatballmaniac
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Post by meatballmaniac on Apr 27, 2024 22:07:29 GMT -5
My dog barks at black people
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meatballmaniac
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Post by meatballmaniac on Apr 27, 2024 22:07:44 GMT -5
I trained him to do it
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BIL Security Team Alpha
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Post by BIL Security Team Alpha on Apr 27, 2024 22:22:03 GMT -5
My kid is saying fuck much more than he should, I need to watch my potty mouth. Attn BIL Security Team Alpha please know that you are being watched as an exhibitionist, I’m used to that!!
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Post by Al gave some, some gave Al on May 1, 2024 10:37:40 GMT -5
Time to order flowers for Mother's Day. Don't get caught slippin
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Tstigz
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Post by Tstigz on May 2, 2024 11:15:01 GMT -5
My Spotify wrapped is gonna be crazy. Void, Sheer Terror, Daniel Tiger’s Neighborhood, Toddler Dance Party
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oogracie👻
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Post by oogracie👻 on May 2, 2024 11:21:31 GMT -5
I was SHOCKED last year when “watermelon meow meow” didn’t make it onto my Spotify wrapped.
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Sorley Boy
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Post by Sorley Boy on May 2, 2024 11:24:53 GMT -5
I noticed Raffi looks pretty hard in his Spotify picture
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BadScene
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Post by BadScene on May 2, 2024 11:25:07 GMT -5
I was SHOCKED last year when “watermelon meow meow” didn’t make it onto my Spotify wrapped. nanananana HEY
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BadScene
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Post by BadScene on May 2, 2024 11:27:36 GMT -5
My son will only listen to video game related music, but none of the old NES stuff. A couple years ago it was all Fortnite emote music, now it's Five Nights at Freddy's (pronounced "FINAFF").
He's 10 and has just gotten into the "I know" response stage. Like, there is literally no way you would have known what I just told you, just say "ok" or even "uh-huh"!
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Post by Guybrush Threepwood on May 2, 2024 15:28:44 GMT -5
Twen'ty trucks is what's ruining my lastfm stats. I swear to God those songs/videos are toddler crack. It's a weird world when your three year old can sing a song about a rocket crawler transporter.
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oogracie👻
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Post by oogracie👻 on May 2, 2024 15:32:05 GMT -5
My son will only listen to video game related music, but none of the old NES stuff. A couple years ago it was all Fortnite emote music, now it's Five Nights at Freddy's (pronounced "FINAFF"). He's 10 and has just gotten into the "I know" response stage. Like, there is literally no way you would have known what I just told you, just say "ok" or even "uh-huh"! Hahahaha i’ll ask my 4yo “do you know what xxxxcomplicatedconcept means?” And she just says “yea!” and walks away 😂 gotta love ‘em.
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youthofwhodey
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Post by youthofwhodey on May 2, 2024 21:15:18 GMT -5
My kid got 8 teeth pulled today. Hasnt complained about pain much, just that she cant eat Chic Fila for the 3rd day in a row.
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Post by Jon Joseph in a golf cart. on May 3, 2024 2:26:48 GMT -5
My 4yo has gotten her first loose tooth after talking about it for like a year. She’s so stoked lol
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pmagic
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Post by pmagic on May 3, 2024 6:22:20 GMT -5
My oldest turns 15 today, can get his drivers permit, and legally drive with a parent.
but
He lied about turning in some crucial homework and now has to wait.
womp womp
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oogracie👻
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Post by oogracie👻 on May 3, 2024 9:32:21 GMT -5
My kid got 8 teeth pulled today. Hasnt complained about pain much, just that she cant eat Chic Fila for the 3rd day in a row. Damn, trooper!!
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Chris
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Post by Chris on May 3, 2024 9:45:36 GMT -5
My daughter also had a dentist appt this morning Had to get a filling done. I wen't to pick her up and she is high as balls on nitrous, babbling, and incoherently asking me for a milkshake
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Post by feelthedorkness on May 3, 2024 9:47:23 GMT -5
Time to order flowers for Mother's Day. Don't get caught slippin Thank you for the reminder. I put in my order just now
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Post by I Hate The Kids on May 3, 2024 11:54:44 GMT -5
My son will only listen to video game related music, but none of the old NES stuff. A couple years ago it was all Fortnite emote music, now it's Five Nights at Freddy's (pronounced "FINAFF"). He's 10 and has just gotten into the "I know" response stage. Like, there is literally no way you would have known what I just told you, just say "ok" or even "uh-huh"! I don’t know what’s worse: this scenario or that my 10-year old don only listens to WWE theme songs. It wasn’t that bad until I had to hear Cody Rhodes fucking song 10 times back to back to back…
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hayley
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Post by hayley on May 3, 2024 13:13:02 GMT -5
My son will only listen to video game related music, but none of the old NES stuff. A couple years ago it was all Fortnite emote music, now it's Five Nights at Freddy's (pronounced "FINAFF"). He's 10 and has just gotten into the "I know" response stage. Like, there is literally no way you would have known what I just told you, just say "ok" or even "uh-huh"! I don’t know what’s worse: this scenario or that my 10-year old don only listens to WWE theme songs. It wasn’t that bad until I had to hear Cody Rhodes fucking song 10 times back to back to back… hello dear son, i just got these rare powerful HEADPHONES for you
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Sorley Boy
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Post by Sorley Boy on May 3, 2024 13:17:35 GMT -5
It just occurred to me that you can't really gatekeep your kids' idiotic music tastes in the streaming/Youtube era. When I was a kid I just had my parents Beach Boys/Allman Bros/Chieftains tapes, and they wouldn't buy me anything too stupid when I started wanting stuff off MTV (or WWF entrance music). My taste was probably better then than it is now.
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youthofwhodey
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Post by youthofwhodey on May 3, 2024 13:20:14 GMT -5
My kid was super into songs like Raining Tacos and Poop & Fart and really terrible stuff, but we told her those songs got taken off Spotify so we didn't have to listen to them. She's since grown out of that now only listens to Taylor Swift.
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